Tag Archives: political satire
Helium Shortage Shutting Down MRI Medical Machines
Everyone is watching the Strait of Hormuz for oil and fertilizer. Almost nobody has noticed that it is also shutting down MRI machines, semiconductor fabs, and the global aerospace supply chain. Helium. The second lightest element in the universe. No … Continue reading →
Illinois Under Pritzker
Letβs discuss good ole J.B. Pritzker. He likes to see himself in the spotlight, so letβs up the wattage on that and take a look at whatβs there. Pritzker is a $π.π ππ’π₯π₯π’π¨π§ Hyatt hotel heir who wants you to … Continue reading →
Bad Newsβ-Pritzkerβs Mega Property Tax Hike Bill Will Hurt You
Bad News – J.B. Pritzker’s Mega property tax hike bill is advancing. If passedοΏΌ, your property tax bill could ‘double’. Small businesses, homeowners οΏΌand rentersβ¦(yes, renters) will pay dearly. The Democrat Chicago Bears Mega-project bill that will debated further in … Continue reading →
Illinois Legislators Considering Major Taxes and New Restrictions on Gun Ownership
Another new tax for firearms owners. Illinois Democrats have introduced a new law that would require you to buy government-approved insurance just to apply for, or renew, a FOID Card. HB43 creates a JB Pritzker appointed task force to study … Continue reading →
Illinois Considering a βFree Cashβ Handout Program Statewide
Illinois Democrats are pushing for a βFree cashβ handout program statewide –βguaranteed incomeβ. Money would be provided to families and individuals without any work requirements whatsoever. [Q: Should Illinois provide free money, without the requirement to work? ] Advocates in … Continue reading →
Illinois Minimum Wage -$27/ Hour ?
Illinois Minimum Wage -$27 ? A proposal introduced by two Democrats would raise the minimum wage up to $27 an hour in Illinois. Are you ready to pay $25 for a Big Mac? οΏΌ [Q: Do you favor an increase … Continue reading →
President Pritzker !!! ???
Political shocker: President Pritzker! ? Democratic consultant James Carville says Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker could potentially be his party’s best choice to lead Democrats to victory in the 2028 presidential election. [Q: do you think Pritzker will be our next … Continue reading →
Chicago Rides Free and You Get To Pay For It !!!
RTA and CTA customers will not see a fare increase because you are now paying for Chicago Mass Transit. Fare increases have been cancelled. The new Democrat Illinois transit bill that includes a 45 cent toll increase for non-transit riders … Continue reading →
UPDATE ON BILLS THAT WERE PASSED By the Illinois General Assembly 10/31/2025
UPDATE ON BILLS THAT PASSED 10/31/2025Illinois Sets a New Low for Transparency – While you were sleeping, with no public vetting of the bill and at around 4 am, $1.5 billion in tax dollars was directed to bailout bankrupt transit, … Continue reading →
Latest List 10/26/25 of 13 Taxes and Fees the Politicians May Approve this Week at Veto Session in Springfield
Here is a latest list of 13 taxes and fees the politicians may approve this week in Springfield to bail out Chicago. [Q: are you willing to pay more to help out our friends in Chicago? ] Illinois Democrats are … Continue reading →